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pitchfork:

Beck’s forthcoming one-off single on Third Man Records— fronted by the awesomely titled “I Just Started Hating Some People Today” and featuring production and instrumentation from Jack White— is out May 28.

I need this in my life
gq:

You stay classy, Ron Burgundy.

This movie cannot come out fast enough.
Cinco de Mayo I’m not sure why American culture has adopted this as a holiday. When it seems as though the government is too preoccupied with kicking all Mexicans out.

Cinco de Mayo

I’m not sure why American culture has adopted this as a holiday. When it seems as though the government is too preoccupied with kicking all Mexicans out.

lafillesurlefeu:

requisiteamountofcaffeine:

Hahaha, that’s the kinda thing I’d do

chris bosh was just so fucking high on his kid being born and whooping ass in new york he went crazy interview bombing all night. bahaha

Always great to see an athlete with a healthy sense of humor. Props to you Chris Bosh.
thedailywhat:

Say What Now of the Day: Dan Rather joined George Stephanopoulos today on Good Morning America, where he doubled down on the 60 Minutes story in which he asserted that George W. Bush had deserted the Texas Air National Guard, and which got him fired from the network.

“We reported a true story. I am not at CBS now because I and my team reported a true story. It was a tough story, a story a lot of people didn’t want to believe and it was subjected to a terrific propaganda barrage to discredit it.”

Stephanopoulos asked Rather whether it was possible to know the entire truth without all of the documents.

“No, what story does anyone know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?. But we reported the truth and that is that President Bush — later President Bush — when he was in National Guard service, he was at least AWOL and we had a top general in the Army saying on the record he was a deserter. Now everybody makes mistakes. I made some, President Bush obviously made some. But because we reported that story, they put heavy pressure on the corporate entity and the corporate entity voted.”

The disgraced journalist and former CBS Evening News anchor’s new book, Rather Outspoken: My Life in the News, goes on sale Tuesday.
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It’s shit like this that makes me want to pay taxes even less.
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